May 07, 2015

The different taste

A guy was driving down a long stretch of country highway, when he approached a fruit stand. The sign above read, "We have mangos that taste like anything and everything, guaranteed!" The man thought about it, and decided to stop. He thought this has to be bullshit. So he approaches the old, feeble man behind the stand and says," So, you have mango that taste like strawberries and cream?" The old man hands him a mango and the driver takes a bite. "Mmmmmm, tastes like strawberries," he says. "Turn it around," the old man says. The driver turns it around, bites into it, and the other side tastes like cream. The man thinks for a second, and says, "How ’bout steak and baked potato?" The old man behind the stand looks for a second, and then comes up with a new mango. He hands it to the weary traveler. He bites into it. "Tastes like steak," he says. "Turn it around," the old man says. "Wow, POTATO!" The traveler thinks really hard for about 2 minutes before he finally blurts out, "O.K. old man, I bet you don’t have one that tastes like Pussy!" The old man produces another mango very quickly and hands it to the driver. He takes a big bite out of it, chews a couple of times, spits it out, and says, "Man, this tastes like SHIT!!" The old man just grins and says:"Turn it around!"

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