May 05, 2015

Missing interest

Here is another Filipino joke. The Tagalog Original at first and below the English translation. This guys really love naughty jokes:

Husband: Malamig na sinangag, matabang na kape, maalat na sabaw, pano ka ba naman gaganahan nito?

Wife: Maasim na itlog, malambot na titi, malaking tiyan, kala mo ba ginaganahan ako?!
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Husband:Cold fried rice, taste less coffee, salty soup, how can I have an interest this way?

Wife: Smelly balls, cock that is not hard,  big stomach, do you think I have an interest also?!

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